I missed you ...

Dear vox and everyone at the vox,

Here's the way it is: I'm back!  I missed you so much!  I mean it.  All the coolness and culture.  I had some pretty spectacularly crazy junk happen, but now everything is super good again!  I'm sorry I was gone for so long.  After being gone that long, it's kind of hard and awkward to pick back up but everything in my life is starting fresh, so I'm trying this.

The majorly basics:

I have a boyfriend.  His name is Guy.  And that is a very good name for him.  He's extremely cute!!  He has red hair.  And freckles.  And glasses.  Trifecta!  Also diabetes and narcolepsy.  And sometimes seizures.  Double trifecta!!  He makes me feel very special, and takes good care of me.  We live in a townhouse with two kitties: Bimble and Bumble.  They are the most ridiculous kitties in the history of kitties.  They are brothers.

We both work for a bank.  The bank name rhymes with Bitibank.  We answer letters that people write to the bank.  I want to apologize in advance if your credit card is in default; I think it is a ridiculous policy too.  Write a letter and we'll see what we can do.  Hopefully your letter won't go to South Dakota or India.

The smaller details:

I got a new car!  A yaris.  It's super adorable.  Fluffalo Storytime was also put on hold during the craziness, but now that things are getting back to normal I hope to start working on it again ... as soon as the kitties grow up, and stop chewing on everything!  Grr!

Anyway, it feels awesome to be back.

Yours sorrily but excitedly,

Megan