QotD: I Can't Believe I Ate This

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? 
Submitted by Megan.

I have been reading the answers to this question and let me just say: everyone on vox is jacked up.  Everyone is like "live octopus!" and "crickets" and "(select random animal)'s genitals!"  What is wrong with you people?!?!  I am really gagging just thinking about these things!

I don't really eat really weird things, well not that are considered "food" anyway.  And absolutely not squishy things, under any circumstances!  Frozen corn (good!   Sweet and cold and crunchy!).  I do have some crazy picas though.  I use to eat paper sometimes when I was younger (pulpy and gross).  I like sand though!  I would never eat it intentionally, but if I accidentally get a little sand in my mouth I am secretly happy.  Shut up!  It's so crunchy and gritty!  It's like salt without the nasty saltity.  The other day I got a piece of salmon served on a piece of cedar.  You know what I did?  I ate a bite of the wood!  It was a tiny part, and I couldn't really taste it.  I wanted to eat more but I was afraid of getting a splinter in my stomach!

I realize this answer has labeled me as totally crazy, but I do not even care, because I kind of am.